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17 Things Your BF Wish He Knew When He Signed Up To Date You

When people start to date, It's pretty much an unspoken rule that you would do anything for each other.

As I can tell by my BF's responses to my ridiculousness, I suppose he didn't read the fine print on that "dating me" contract I politely provided for him.

Ugh, as if.


1. He Would have Be your personal photographer and you'd be so proud when he finally figured out the "good" lighting

2. He Would 100% need to be in all snapchats with you-matching filters and all.

3. You require constant affection otherwise you'll implode and probably die

4. You are always hungry.

5. You need about 78 naps a day.

6. But if he thinks you need a nap because you're being moody - shut it down. he's wrong.

7. Without a doubt, every dog you see in public needs to be greeted and pet.

8. You are still hungry.

9. He should know what you want to eat regardless of how many times you "don't know"

10. He Would be dating literally every one of your friends, too

11. And Your friends will refer to him as "dad"

12. You Would alternate Turns to choose which movies to watch. Okay soooo maybe you don't alternate.

Oh wait not that one. No I don't like scary.

2019 Resolution *Check*

13. HE Would develop a special part of the brain to remember all your dumb girl drama

14. He may never get his sweatpants back... Or that flannel...Or that one band tee that looks super cute on you.

15. You somehow never have anything to wear, although you have enough clothes to dress a small country.

16. Jealous? you? Hah! Never. Oh but he should totally unfollow 97% of the girls he follows on instagram. not for me, for um, spring cleaning that's kinda, sorta coming up.

17. Despite all he has to keep up with, he loves you and your ~nonsense~ logic anyway. (oh But you totally love him more, especially because he doesn't have the ability to reply back to this.)

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